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McCain: “Reelection Bid On Hold, Until I Find My Brain”

mccain_compMarch 12, 2014 – Phoenix, AZ – – In a stunning announcement, Arizona’s r-e-a-l-l-y senior Senator, John McCain, today stated that rumors he has permanently lost his mind are only true technically.

Quoted at a hastily assembled press conference the confused looking Senator said, “I’m pretty sure I had it last time I checked, but I cant remember when exactly that was.”

Responding to recent polling results which show that 65% of Arizonans hate his guts, he stated, “You know you work this hard for however many years I’ve been working hard and this is how people repay me? Ok, I’ve had it, I’m going into the Cambodian jungle and live in a banana leaf hooch…You’re not going to have whatsmyname to kick around anymore.”

After a brief scuffle, shocked aides wrestled McCain away from the microphone and into an adjoining room.



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